Hangover Miang Khum

Question: What do you do when you're hungover and have a fridge full of left over pulled pork?
Answer: Turn it into Thai food!

Thai food is my ultimate hangover food. Something about the balance of all five taste sensations paired with the capsaicin high and fry oil create this magical cure-all that I just can't resist. After a big night out, I literally wake up craving Pad Kee Mao.

We had a good amount of left over pulled pork, but after all the festivities and vodka drinks, the thought of another pork sandwich made my stomach turn. Also, we were out of BBQ sauce. So, out came the Asian market bounty: soy, palm sugar, chili-garlic sauce, galangal (Thai ginger), Sriracha, fish sauce, and a handful of limes. I somehow managed to get all of that into a sauce pot and simmered it just a bit to dissolve the palm sugar, then poured it over the pork and let it marinate for a while. I figured something good would come of that.

After a slow, muddled thought process and some glazed over stares into the cupboards, I finally decided on a sort of Miang Khum-ish dish. Miang Khum is a traditional Thai street snack that usually involves shredded coconut, diced limes, ginger, roasted peanuts, dried shrimp, shallots, and diced chiles. All of this stuff gets sprinkled into a spinach leaf and wrapped up with a sweet brown sauce. It's sort of like a Thai taco bar. My friend Scott, the Thai aficionado, described it as little bites of flavor explosions...or something like that. My version was supposed to be a main dish, so the addition of pork made it significantly more substantial. It went something like this:

Dice up little piles of the following:

-roasted peanuts
-limes (skins and all)
-fresh mango
-chile peppers
-cilantro

Set aside. Take a head of cabbage and remove leaves, keeping them whole so they can hold the flavor explosions you're about to fill them with.

Make a dipping sauce. Mine was the same ingredients as the marinade. I think ideally it should be sweet, salty, tangy, and spicy. (i.e. palm sugar, fish sauce, soy, lime juice, chili-garlic sauce, ginger) Simmer until sugar is dissolved and you get a nice saucy consistency. Pour into a bowl and set aside.

Dice shallots and yellow bell peppers and saute until soft. Chop up marinated pork and add to saute pan. The slight char on the bits of pork add both flavor and texture.

Now the fun begins. Grab a cabbage leaf and fill it with all the stuff you just prepared. The amount of flavor that you get out of one bite is really astounding. You get saltiness from the peanuts and pork, sweetness from the mango, tanginess from the limes, spice from the chiles, brightness from the cilantro, and just enough fattiness from the pork to coat the unsettled stomach. And on top of all that, it's actually pretty healthy. Score!

So, there you have it: the perfect hangover food. Enjoy with some nice, quiet Thelonious Monk and a big glass of water.

Note: Adjust the amount of spice depending on how hungover you are and how much heat you can tolerate. Ideally, the more the better, in my opinion. Capsaicin, the spice-producing compound found in chile peppers, has many health benefits, including properties for hangover relief. Check it:

"It is common for people to experience pleasurable and even euphoriant effects from eating capsaicin-flavored foods. Folklore among self-described "pepperheads" attributes this to pain-stimulated release of endorphins."

See, no pain, no gain.

Pulled Pork with a Side of Whoop Ass

Did you know that pork butt is not really from the hind region of the pig? It's actually the shoulder. I hope that brings some happiness to your life.

We were on our third 80 degree day in a row, Game 2 of the playoffs was on that evening, and it was Earth Day Eve. Basically, it was a Tuesday just begging for a party, and I got the urge to make pulled pork sandwiches. I've never done this before either. (I know, first the biscuits, now this.) So, instead of trying it once just in case it was a dry mess, I decided to invite a bunch of people over for the game. Nice. I was nervous all f-ing day.

I picked up a nice 5.5 lb boneless pork butt from Gartner's Meat Market, which I highly recommend for all of your Portland area meat needs. My dry rub was something like this:

1 1/2 - 2 tbsp paprika
1 tbsp garlic powder
1/2 tbsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground coriander
1 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tbsp dry mustard
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 tbsp kosher salt

I cut some slits into the meat and then I really rubbed it to let the flavors permeate.

I only let it marinate for 2 hours because I wanted to make sure it was done by half-time, or at least in time to call for Thai takeout (in the event of a disaster), but I would have liked to let it go for longer. People say that overnight is best. I baked it in a 275-300ish degree oven, covered, on a roasting pan for about 4 hours. I was expecting it to take at least 5 or 6 hours, but the internal temperature had surpassed 190 F after 4 hours, which is plenty of cooking. Any longer and I think it would have been dry. I was really anxious to assess my success or failure and start pulling it right away, but it must rest for a while. If you cut it right away, all the juices will run out and you'll loose all that good moisture and flavor.

In the mean time, make a barbeque sauce. Mine is a mess of things that I can't begin to address in true recipe form, but I'll just say that it starts with sweet onions that get softened in bourbon. Then there is ketchup, cider vinegar, soy sauce, cumin, paprika, garlic powder, brown sugar, fresh ginger, Worcestershire sauce, Sriracha...yeah, I think that might be it. I'm not telling my secret ingredient. From there I just let it simmer away until it reduced to sticky saucy goodness.

Things were looking good. The Blazers were heading into Game 2 with a new vengeance after the ass-kicking they got last weekend, cornhole was in session in the driveway, and yes, the pork pulled appropriately. Thank God. I didn't get to any of the sides I had in mind, but I did manage to throw together a salad and open some jars of pickled okra and Wickles. I was a few drinks deep by the time the plates were piling, so I only got a couple mediocre photos, but you can at least kind of get the idea.

Overall, I'd say it was a success, but here are my exact notes that I took at the time of consumption:

"Pretty good, marinate longer, more salt."

My friends seemed pretty happy about the whole thing, but that could have just been because Rip City decided to show up that night. Well, and because of the Wickles.